Ekta Lazy Bikele-r Melancholy-r Khosra

Sunday Bikel
Godot sits alone in his room
Chul pore jacche chul
Godot thinks of vladimir and estragon
Lal panio kheye aaj ami pagol
were they really waiting for him
Ami ekhon dekhbo bunu-dar un chien andalou
Maybe they were really waiting for him
Ami aaj janlam ami anal retentive
Freud-er sathe jung-er bapok marpit
Godot is lost in a whirlpool
Ei kom kore mar gul
were they playing mindgames
Sworgo theke eseche dui bahadur
Mukhe kali
Bole naki tara jomdut
Kamasutra-r sutra bhul
Aaj amader bharat mahaan
I have some new plan, janemaan
Saadat hasan manto-keh abar anbo phiriye
Sir ekbar dekhun, bhalo kore dekhun
thanda gosht hoye geche amader moto manush
Swine flu is finally declared epidemic
Mukhe sobai poreche mask
From morning till dusk
In such a pitying glory I bask
A glory which is not mine
Ei chele, kandchis ken
Kiser dukko tor
Eka toh achis bhalo
Ei sala banchod songsar
Nongrami-r akhra
Tujko banayega sirf bakra
Lutega tera sharam
If you don't do drugs, if you don't smoke cannabis and weed
Tui bhai bhodro choda beduin
Ghure berabi
Drinking camel milk
Kothai gelo lucky nam-er bandor
Today I have realized what is love
Keno bhai prem abar ki
Cinema hall-e ondhokar-er
Buk-er size mepe tepa
Prem korechilo kichu sarat-er devdas khepa
But what's wrong in love
We all do it
Read dostoevsky's white nights
Ek pint mere chup chap thak sala
Gyan dish nah
Bhalo lagenah
Ah, the rainbow
The wonderful rainbow up in the sky
Its a irrelevant thing
Loneliness, sadness, crying and smiling
Sob somoi moja
12tah rat
Tao jutlona bhat
Ah, let me end it all here,
Take a bow
Its love death and a bit of eccentric
Offbeat systematic melancholy
Bujhli pagla
Sob somoi
Bal chiri ami ei mall culture-er
Its better to scavenge the meat of the vulture
Omnivorous, yes I am omnivorous
Obinossor 5th dimension theke asa
Glare pora tutankhame-ner bhoot sala

Ekla Kacha or The Loneliness in the CagE

This song Ekla Ghar by Fossils had numbed me a long time back and then due to certain supersonic hyperdrive it dumbed me. So my first Parody for the month. I present Ekla Kacha- Ekta Bagher Frastu-r Testu.. err Testi

ps: This is going to be a Fossils Circus.. Fossils fans I am sorry.. though I don't mean it...Also this song is included in thealbum by the Phamous band Pompom's Jubilee Circus Band

ei ekla khacha amar desh
amar thakteh bhalo lage besh
bhabhi kichutei jabona tomar khachar kahce
tobe amar ekdum baje obbhesh
seyi jai chole
hete hete matha dolate dolate

tobu gobhir rate
ei ekla khacha theke ami chai berote
parinah parinah
kichuteh parina
karon banowarilal thake-e gate-e dariye
hathe yeah boro bonduk
besi tafo korlei
kore debe shoot

tomar khachar telephone tumi aaj tolona
bhalo lagena sotti bolchi
tomake last kobe dekechi
ki jani
amar mobile-e aaj balance-o sesh
ei biddesh, ki nistur manush gulo
amader prem tah keh koro dilo sesh

baki bagh gulo-r sathe jokhon chore beratam ami bone badare
amazon jongole-er amazon nodite
tomai dekhi chollang lagate
prothom nojorer prothom prem
tarpor oi hotochara shikari gulo tule niye gelo amader dujonkei
ekhon pompom-er circus-er special star ami
gan gai dance kori
tobu tumi.. tumi kemon jeno odhora aaj

mone ki pore tomar tomake jokhon black-e ticket kete
baki bagh gulor choke dhulo diye niye gechillam
black dekhateh
mone ki pore tomar
tomake kotobar chumbon korechillam
amazon-er tara khochito rate

bristi porche tapur tupur
bose achi khachar bhetore ekhon
bhabchi bhabbona tomar kotha
jean paul satre's epistemic loneliness theory barbar mone asuk
banowari lal ache baire-i dariye
jeteo parchina tomar khachar kache
aaj abar sunday ache 6tah show

tobe,
ei ekla kahcha amar desh
amar ekla thakteh lage besh
karon tumi toh amar khachar pasei
dekhteh pai.. abar konodino dekhteo paina
sona, please phone tah tulo
r rag noi.. okay...
iti tomar adorer bhulo..

This Month I Shall Rock and Roll

Enough of philosophical shits. This month is going to be the month of Parody. Now take that sucker. Take it hard and good. Hell YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH